Kempressor : compress text with bad kerning.

Another "invaluable" service from

Over that pesky 280 character limit? Kempress your text to use fewer characters while keeping it mostly readable!

"I put Great Expectations in and saved 1200 characters!" —Internet person

"Bandwidth savings through bad keming." See, I just saved you one byte.

Use aggressive kempression (ln = h, lo = b, LI = U, etc.)
Use non-Latin characters (oo = ∞, etc.)


Perhaps you'd like a Helvetica Shirt or some Apps?