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Kerning : the space between adjacent characters in a word.
Keming : when letters are kerned so close together, they look like a single letter.
Kernature : A keming ligature. A single character consisting of two or more letters.
Kempression : uses 'keming' to compress text by replacing single characters with a single 'kernature'. I call this 'lousy compression'. It's like JPEG compression for text!
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