Another "invaluable" service from Fancyham.com
Over that pesky 280 character limit? Kempress your text to use fewer characters while keeping it mostly readable!
"I put Great Expectations in and saved 1200 characters!" —Internet person
"Bandwidth savings through bad keming." See, I just saved you one byte.
Kerning : the space between adjacent characters in a word.
Keming : when letters are kerned so close together, they look like a single letter.
Kernature : A keming ligature. A single character consisting of two or more letters.
Kempression : uses 'keming' to compress text by replacing single characters with a single 'kernature'. I call this 'lousy compression'. It's like JPEG compression for text!
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